The reason you were chosen to be part of my IMF team is because you attended Zoolander’s as I did. Unfortunately, I couldn’t maintain my grades and was transferred back into the New York City school system. I felt lost until a bald-headed guy in a wheelchair offered me a scholarship to a school for mutants. Unfortunately, I couldn’t control my ability to make people laugh. I killed the audience including the bald-headed guy in the wheelchair.Before I lose it again, here’s my advice to anyone. If you’re so lucky to be admitted to Zoolander’s or Face Book, work really, really hard to stay there. Be happy or be stupid. I think you know what’s smart. Who am I? I’m not Spider Man breaking his butt on Broadway. I’m Ad About You! Diana, thank you for confirming me!
And welcome to the IMF team.
